It wasn't always brand strategy and reporting dashboards.
The scenic route to marketing took in a few detours. All of them useful, in their own strange way.
🏊 Pool Patrol
Spent a stretch as a lifeguard, mostly telling kids off for running or bombing into the pool. They rarely listened.
👕 Two Suitcases, One Bad Flight
A stint in children's fashion took me to a trade expo in Pisa, Italy. Landed on the last flight in, missed the pickup, and got turfed out of the airport at 1am with two suitcases of kids' clothing and nowhere to go.
✉️ 3,000 Envelopes
A short spell working for a family member ended with me licking and sealing 3,000 envelopes by hand. I've never taken a mail-merge for granted since.